Yoinked from .

Congratulations on being the creator of a new Evil Plan ™!

Your objective is simple: Soul Accumulation.
Your motive is a little bit more complex: So another race can take over

Stage One

To begin your plan, you must first traumatize a military general. This will cause the world to swallow nervously, overwhelmed by your arrival. Who is this demented madman? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good in classic black?

Stage Two

Next, you must contaminate/poison the Pacific Ocean. This will all be done from a abandoned church, a mysterious place of unrivaled dark glory. Upon seeing this, the world will lose their minds, as countless hordes of computer programmers hasten to do your every bidding.

Stage Three

Finally, you must unleash your armies of destruction, bringing about an unending cacophony of screams. Your name shall become synonymous with fuzzy bunnies, and no man will ever again dare fire you. Everyone will bow before your extraordinary charisma, and the world will have no choice but to restore your credit rating.