At 4:00 AM I woke up, completely rested and refreshed. I remember mumbling to myself, “That’s pretty fucked up,” and rolling back over and going back to sleep.

At 4:45 AM I woke up with my right calf in an extreme charlie horse. I was able to walk it off and go back to sleep at 4:50.

At 5:15 AM I woke up to my phone alarm and realized that it was Saturday. This meant that I could sleep in until 5:30, as Dad didn’t need the shower.

At 5:30 AM I woke up, finally for good, and wondered why I didn’t stay up at 4. The shower actually stayed warm for a good 20 minutes, and I enjoyed every second of it. The drive was wonderfully clear of traffic and rainy.

I have hot cocoa, and you’re jealous. Nyah!