I think this Verizon stuff is going to spoil me. A phone that works inside my apartment. Just amazing. Especially this whole text messaging deal. I definitely need to add some ‘a that to my plan.

has joined the ranks of those with broadband internet. Not only that, THE HOUSE I GREW UP IN FINALLY HAS CABLE TELEVISION!!

Yes, kids, this DOES mean that there is a Santa Claus. It just means that he’s one of the horsemen of the apocalypse. Or reindeermen. Whatever.

Not only does he have digital cable, a cable modem, that man is shooting into the wireless age, so that he doesn’t have to wire a cord all the way up to Mom’s computer. He’s snagging a combo wireless/wired router. They’ll have three computers sharing broadband in the TWP. I think my head is going to explode. :)

I think I’m going to have to shoot him a link to Apple’s movie trailer site. He’s gonna love it.

Lunch in three minutes. Excellent.