| Abortion?: | Choice is good. Stupidity is bad. |
| Death Penalty?: | Good if applied fairly, which it is not. |
| Prostitution?: | Legalize. |
| Alcohol?: | Happy in moderation. |
| Marijuana?: | Legalize, regulate and tax. |
| Other drugs?: | Legalize, regulate and tax. |
| Gay marriage?: | Who am I to say who can’t marry who? |
| Illegal immigrants?: | Eject. |
| Smoking?: | Cloves are nice every once in a while. |
| Drunk driving?: | STUPID |
| Cloning?: | Not sure. |
| Racism?: | STUPID |
| Premarital sex?: | Hee hee. |
| Religion?: | Pagan. |
| The war in Iraq?: | Wrong war for wrong reasons. |
| Bush?: | Out as soon as possible. |
| Downloading music?: | Good to test music, as long as you buy it later. |
| The legal drinking age?: | 18 |
| Porn?: | Yes, please. |
| Suicide?: | “You have a gun! Don’t shoot yourself! Shoot OTHER PEOPLE!” -Sean Kennedy |
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