The good news is that I don’t have an ulcer.

The bad news is that I have a hiatal hernia.

The drug they used to put me out is still making me a little dizzy at times, and I slept it off, adding enough sleep to what I got to get a stubborn headache. However, I don’t remember a thing about them putting the camera down my throat.

I barely remember shuffling out of the U of M Hospital like the thorazine patients in the movies.