“Benny.” *pause* “Benny.” *pause* “No, it’s Benny.”

Have you ever wondered what I meant by “security theatre” when it comes to airports?

What I mean is, you get scanned and prodded while they search for shampoo, hair gel, and moisturizer, when someone can scale a fence and take a nap on a plane. There’s no -real- security going on. It’s play-acting. Thanks to Wil Wheaton for this link.

Holy crap did we find the perfect gift for . MU HA HA!