Ridiculous Burger

Me: Steakhouse burger = pure ridiculousness
Ani: lol
Ani: true
Me: I was running late for work and hadn’t eaten yet. They might as well call it “we don’t have a bun big enough for this” burger
Me: *burp*
Ani: LOL
Me: With a side of “we will assemble it so that it falls apart whilst you eat”
Ani: so true
Me: I really just wanted to use the word whilst in a sentence.
Ani: understandablle