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MU HA HA!
Yoinked from
Congratulations on being the creator of a new Evil Plan ™!
Your objective is simple: Soul Accumulation.
Your motive is a little bit more complex: So another race can take over
Stage One
To begin your plan, you must first traumatize a military general. This will cause the world to swallow nervously, overwhelmed by your arrival. Who is this demented madman? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good in classic black?
Stage Two
Next, you must contaminate/poison the Pacific Ocean. This will all be done from a abandoned church, a mysterious place of unrivaled dark glory. Upon seeing this, the world will lose their minds, as countless hordes of computer programmers hasten to do your every bidding.
Stage Three
Finally, you must unleash your armies of destruction, bringing about an unending cacophony of screams. Your name shall become synonymous with fuzzy bunnies, and no man will ever again dare fire you. Everyone will bow before your extraordinary charisma, and the world will have no choice but to restore your credit rating.
Thoughts and links.
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Movement ’03 to the public, DEMF to the rest of us.
There’s a Stargate being built at Hart Plaza. I’m not kidding.
It’s here and here. Okay, there are also pics of me at that last one. For some reason, my clove cigarette can barely be seen in the full picture of me. St00pid
| I am the mission. |
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| You’re a mecha pilot! |
You might be a sub-category of bishounen, but this hardly matters since you don’t notice anything that didn’t feature in the last edition of Guns’n’Ammo magazine. You have been trained since an unfeasibly early age to be a machine of death and destruction. If you’ve noticed an annoying girl following you around and repeatedly getting into danger and requiring rescue recently, run like hell – she’s probably your love interest… |
Argh.
According to the Great Lakes regional page for the Cam LARP network, they’re looking for an ARST Kindred.
So…
goddamn…
tempting…
Fuck you very much, old friend.
When night comes, and I should sleep, I fear to end the day.
When day comes, and I should wake up, I fear to begin the day.
Ahh, depression.
Tomorrow morning.
I’m going to be at Mac and Cheese at the usual time tomorrow. Diana, any chance I could get you to bring those ant traps for me? I consider the Golden Harvest’s breakfast money well spent. Anywayz, hope to see a couple of people there. :)
Well then.
Geeks Next Door appointment today at 2.
Getting more stuff done. Good.
Must get clean. Must learn to operate in the morning again.