The Maxx, Volume 1

The Maxx (Maxx (Wildstorm/DC Comics)) The Maxx by Sam Kieth

My review


rating: 4 of 5 stars
Little did I know that my innocent trip to the Capital Area District Library with the kids and wife would yield such dastardly results. A graphic novel of the Maxx series that I had only ever seen on MTV! Not only that, but it’s the first of a series! My glee may have fueled part of my rating, but I am an admitted Maxx fan. The story was spot on, the font used for Mr. Gone was just right, and the artwork was delicious. I’ll be looking for the next one when we head back to the library.

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City of Ember and Battlestar Galactica: Caprica

City of Ember is a kids’ movie, first and foremost. It feels like it’s targeted at pre-teens, the age that needs to feel like they can outsmart the adults, like they can do anything, especially what the adults can’t.

The concept behind the story is what made me want to see it. Pseudo-steampunk, art-deco, salvation-of-humanity city tucked away from the rest of a destroyed world. Pretty sure there was a horror FPS video game that had a similar idea behind it, but I didn’t have a machine to run it at the time. Anyway, the acting by the kids was good, and the adults played their sterotypical establishment roles well. Three stars.

I’m not sure if Caprica is a better stand-alone science fiction movie in the BSG universe, or a pilot episode of another complex and we’re-not-going-to-sugarcoat-this BSG series. I want to know more about this virtual world, and how it exists without being networked, if it’s contained within each individual computer sheet, or what. I want to know more about the monotheistic movement, and how far back it’s been developing. I want to know more about the racial and political tensions between the Twelve Colonies. All in all, I want to know more, which makes it a good work of fiction. I cared about the characters, which makes it a great one. It didn’t have the dramatic tension that BSG does (did?), but that’s because the poop hasn’t hit the fan yet. Four stars.

Battlestar Galactica: Season 4.0 and The IT Crowd: Series 3

This is another half season, like 2.0 and 2.5. It included the Razor movie that I reviewed earlier, along with three discs of new episodes. This series continues to not only hold my attention, but squeeze it, shake it like a newborn baby or your best friend’s can of pop, flip it inside out, and cause it to spontaneously combust. Five stars, and I’m biting my nails for the release of season 4.5. XO offering to airlock himself! Just the best.

“What does I.T. stand for?” Holy wow, this nails all of the craziness and uncomfortableness and awesomeness about being an IT nerd. “Ich bin ein nerd!” Getting snapshots of British humor from Monty Python, and then from Red Dwarf… it’s evolved beautifully, and I still miss it. I NEEDS MORE! Five stars!

The IT Crowd: Series 1 & 2

You.. he said… she… STRESS! *blink* British humor about a small IT department that lives in the basement? Really? “Hello, IT, have you tried turning it off and on? You have? Is it plugged in? *pause* Yeah, you’re welcome.” *click* Did I mention the melodramatic goth that’s behind the red door? No? Wow. :) Cradle of Filth, indeed. Five stars!

Second season! Yes! When did the furniture in the office start changing every episode? Death of the big boss, taken over by his even crazier son. I think I’ve worked for some of these people. :) Is Reynholm Industries hiring? I’ll jump across the pond to join this IT team. Five stars!

The Prophecy: Uprising and The Prophecy 5: Forsaken

Without the fifth movie, the fourth simply isn’t worth the time to watch it. At the end, I wanted my 88 minutes back. 90% setup, 10% depressing conclusion. There wasn’t even a climax in this movie. It’s like I turned on the vacuum while I was watching the movie… sucking was happening all the way through. The only thing that earned this movie its second star was the acting. There’s only so much you can do when you’re handed a bucket of poop labeled “Script”, and these guys did it.

This one is a sequel to the fourth movie. Neither of them really belong in the Prophecy franchise. Blessedly, this one was only 75 minutes of suckage. The dark angel Stark, played by the same dude that shows up in every horror movie EVAR, was easily defeated by paper. I was reminded of the aliens that were burned by water in Signs… just ridiculous. Once again, two stars due to mostly good acting. All in all, do yourself a favor and avoid these movies.

ORLY?

Cannot partition a hard drive, in Linux, that’s mounted. Duhr. On a completely unrelated note:

Aradia: Or Gospel of the Witches Aradia: Or Gospel of the Witches by Charles Godfrey Leland

My review


rating: 1 of 5 stars
There’s a problem with 19th century religious studies texts is the blatant “my research is better, and oh by the way, read this other work I’ve written.” Not only that, he admits that he’s rewritten a lot of the translated texts, to keep with his “feeling” of what the “intent” of the Italian was. His bias is basically shoveled into the work.

I have to admit that there’s some useful stuff in there, but I can’t really recommend it.

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GoodReads – Goblin War

Goblin War Goblin War by Jim C. Hines

My review


rating: 4 of 5 stars
Jim Hines closes off the trilogy with another winner. The tone is changed in this one, of necessity. When it comes to getting in trouble, Jig has nowhere to go but up. Oh, and he does.

I kept imagining a God slap-fest every time Jig’s deity started explaining how the pantheons worked. I found myself chuckling and laughing throughout the entire thing, which earned me plenty of quizzical glances from my wife.

If you like the funny, read these books!

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Last Temptation

Last Temptation Last Temptation by Neil Gaiman

My review


rating: 4 of 5 stars
I had been familiar with the idea of concept albums, but I’d never read a graphic novel based off of one. I’m a ridiculous Neil Gaiman fan, and was impressed to see that he helped Alice Cooper with the concept of the album. This graphic novel is just the icing on the cake. He pulls off the dark theatre/dark carnival story very well, keeps the preaching to a minimum, and worked with a great artist. I would definitely recommend this one.

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