TAURUS (April 20-May 20): I have several friends who are massage therapists, and they have each offered a similar testimony: They know their work is having the desired effect when drool spills from a client’s mouth and drips on the floor.
That is the exact level of serenity you need in abundance this week, Taurus. You may well be able to pull off high-intensity, white-hot, life-changing feats, but only if you also carve out luxurious dips into rhapsodic peace.

Damn. Maybe I should have been working harder on meditation. Heh.

TAURUS (April 20-May 20): For the next three weeks, your power symbol will be “manna.” In the Old Testament it was the delicious food that miraculously materialized to sustain the Israelites as they wandered around the wilderness. The superstars of the New Testament, Jesus and Paul, called it the magical bread of life that provided spiritual nourishment. Updating the concept for your purposes, we’ll define manna as any experience that satisfies your soul’s hunger (though not necessarily your ego’s). I predict that you’ll be able to feast on it in the coming weeks.

Cosmic bitch slaps. Just what I need.

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