TAURUS (April 20-May 20): For the next three weeks, your power symbol will be “manna.” In the Old Testament it was the delicious food that miraculously materialized to sustain the Israelites as they wandered around the wilderness. The superstars of the New Testament, Jesus and Paul, called it the magical bread of life that provided spiritual nourishment. Updating the concept for your purposes, we’ll define manna as any experience that satisfies your soul’s hunger (though not necessarily your ego’s). I predict that you’ll be able to feast on it in the coming weeks.

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