Horoscope

TAURUS (April 20-May 20): Are you the type of person who is capable of altering your trajectory in midair? Let’s say, hypothetically speaking, that you worked in the circus as a human cannonball. Let’s say you had just been shot out of a cannon but sensed you were headed towards a spot on the ground a few feet beyond the safety net. Could you wiggle or shimmy in such a way that you accomplished a mid-course correction, ensuring that you landed where you wanted to? In my astrological opinion, Taurus, you could.

Um, what?

So, I went to the doctor’s office today about being sick for a week.

Apparently, my blood pressure’s up again, so I’m on a new med. Wonder if that’s related to stress.

Apparently, my sugar is up, so they’ve ordered a new regimen of tests to see if I have diabetes. Good thing to do, whether healthy or sick.

Apparently, because of a sensative spot under my rib cage, the nausea might be caused by an ulcer. Tests for this have been ordered as well. Wonder if that’s related to stress.

Apparently, I also have sinusitis. Again. My doctor ordered a cat-scan (HOLY CRAP!) of my sinus area to find out why this keeps happening. Wonder if this can be caused by stress.

So, there you have it.

*blink*

I think I’m getting better, strange as that may sound. There hasn’t been a bout of severe nausea yet today, nor the extreme lack of energy.

I’ll be making a doctor’s appointment as soon as possible tomorrow, when the office opens. Not only is it a good idea, not only is it something that would nag me to do, it’s something that I need to get my sick time approved. Heh.

Today will not be wasted. *shakes fist*

Two steps forward, one back.

I finished Chapter 20 yesterday. One more to go.

Chapter 17 isn’t finished being edited yet.

I am [Dr. Evil voice] sick. as. a. dog.[/voice] So, I’m staying home from work. is taking care of me, and I can’t thank her enough.

Horoscope

TAURUS (April 20-May 20): Naturalist John Burroughs was addressing your current needs when he wrote the following: “The lesson which life constantly enforces is ‘Look underfoot.’ You are always nearer to the true sources of your power than you think. The lure of the distant and the difficult is deceptive. The great opportunity is where you are. Every place is the center of the world.” Let’s finish up this little pep talk, Taurus, with some advice from Theodore Roosevelt: “Do what you can, with what you have, where you are.”

How to make a childe
Ingredients:

5 parts jealousy

3 parts self-sufficiency

5 parts ego

Method:
Layer ingredientes in a shot glass. Add a little cocktail umbrella and a dash of sadness
Username:

Personality cocktail
From Go-Quiz.com

How to make a Skippy
Ingredients:

5 parts pride

3 parts crazyiness

5 parts ego

Method:
Blend at a low speed for 30 seconds. Top it off with a sprinkle of curiosity and enjoy!