Horoscope

TAURUS (April 20-May 20): You’re being called on to meet a higher standard. You’re being asked to boost your output or take on more responsibility or show you can handle greater expectations. While it’s understandable if that’s unnerving, I urge you to keep it all in perspective. Remember what journeyman basketball player Jon Koncak said when assigned the task of replacing his team’s departed all-star, Shaquille O’Neal. Reporters asked him if he felt a lot of pressure. “Not at all,” he replied. “Pressure to me is being in an airplane and the pilot dies and they ask me to fly the plane.” The challenge you face may be daunting, Taurus, but it’s nothing like that.

Horoscope

TAURUS (April 20-May 20): Happy Valentine Daze, Taurus! After careful meditation about what suggestions might enrich your love life, I’m advising you to celebrate an Honesty Festival with the person you love best or with the person you *want* to love best. Speak from the depths as you reveal the hidden fears and longings and joys that have been unspoken until now. And let these words of wisdom from Thoreau be the motto that guides you: “Between whom there is hearty truth there is love.”

Bacon is tasty.

I broke the clasp on my last pair of clean slacks this morning.

Luckily, I have a gift card for Big & Tall for when Benny gets back with the car. :)

Also, my printer just ran out of ink. Time to go to Staples.

That is all.

Yoinked from , because we’d have the same wardrobe.

What superhuman team you’d be a member of by seductionjunkie
username
favorite color scheme
favorite clothing style
your superpowers: the ability to control light
and the ability to create self-duplicates
and x-ray vision
your codename Hydro
your greatest weakness stairs
your sidekick vdamone
your own particular idiom your witty repartee during battle
your favorite quote “Good will never win while I exist! MWAHAHAHAHA!”
you would be a member of Alpha-Numeric Flight
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