Chinese Mythology Quiz
You are Xuan Wu!
Mythological background: Because the turtle has a
thick, solid shell that serves as protection –
this animal is associated with stability. You
enjoy intellectual pursuits.
Also, in Feng Shui (the Chinese myths behind
choosing a house), the black turtle’s solidity
is used to protect from cold northern winds.
Which Chinese Mythological Being Are You?
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Horoscope
TAURUS (April 20-May 20): Your word of power this week is *yua.* It’s a term the Yupiit people of Alaska use for the spirit that inhabits all things, both animate and inanimate. A rock, for instance, has as much *yua* as a caribou, spruce tree, or human being, and therefore merits the same measure of compassion. If a Yupiit goes out for a hike and spies a chunk of wood lying on a frozen river bank, she might pick it up and put it in a new position, allowing its previously hidden side to get fresh air and sun. In this way, she would bestow a blessing on the wood’s *yua.* Try living your life like this in the coming days, Taurus: as if absolutely everything is alive, has a soul, and deserves your loving kindness. (Thanks to Earl Shorris, “The Last Word,” *Harper’s,* August 2000.)
WOOooOooOOoO
You will be sucked dry by a leech. I’d stay away
from swimming holes, and stick to good old
cement. Even if it does hurt like hell when
your toe scrapes the bottom.
What horrible Edward Gorey Death will you die?
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Tasty.
I’m craving dried apricots. Also bannana chips.
Writing for Comcast
Nothing more intimidating than a blank sheet of paper or a blank screen.
THAT was a weekend?
Let me summarize: CAT scans are strange. I can’t stop relating round, spinning, links of things to Stargate. Maybe a tad obsessed. Party was good. Much food, many good friends, and some fireworks. I haven’t been to a party that was broken up by the police in a long time. Hanging with the parentals was good, as it always is. I need to find a local Huntington Bank to talk about car loan and ownership transfer. And the warantee is transferrable. Yay!
So, yeah. Summary. :)
Transformers Quiz
You are Optimus Prime! You are a natural born
leader, brave and selfless and you will fight
to the bitter end for peace and freedom. You
have extensive knowledge in just about
everything from art to the art of war. You
would be a better leader if you were more
ruthless, but then you just wouldn’t be Optimus
Prime. Roll out with your bad self!
Transformers Generation One Personality Test
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