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Guardian Angel
You are a two-winged Guardian Angel!
Wandering the realms of the mortals you often bear
the form of a mere human. It is your task to
guard your charge against the perils of the
shadows. You are good-natured and friendly,
trusted by everyone, helpful and kind. But
when in danger you show a fierce protective
side that often surprises your adversarys.

What kind of supernatural being are you?
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morpheus
You are Morpheus, one of the leaders of the
Resistance. And suffice to say, you are one
bad-ass mofo. You can kick the One’s ass, you
can break through walls, and you can somehow
survive truth serum and torture. My hats off
to you!
Charismatic and a great leader, you can inspire
your peers to attempt the impossible, and make
it possible.
Packing a katana in the sequel, you should be
seeing pleeenty of action!

“You take the blue pill, the story ends, you
wake up in your bed and believe whatever you
want to believe. You take the red pill, you
stay in Wonderland, and I show you how deep the
rabbit hole goes…”

What Character From The Matrix Are You?
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Horoscope

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TAURUS (April 20-May 20): If you’re a carpenter, this is a perfect astrological moment to get that 115-piece titanium-covered drill bit set you’ve had your eyes on. If you’re a potter, it’s prime time to get a state-of-the-art ceramic saw. If you’re a political activist gearing up for a new direct-mail campaign against corporate corruption, you might consider buying the “Utne Reader’s” mailing list. And if you’re none of the above, Taurus, I suggest you acquire whatever tool will help you rise to the next level of professionalism in your chosen field.

MU HA HA!

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Yoinked from .

Congratulations on being the creator of a new Evil Plan ™!

Your objective is simple: Soul Accumulation.
Your motive is a little bit more complex: So another race can take over

Stage One

To begin your plan, you must first traumatize a military general. This will cause the world to swallow nervously, overwhelmed by your arrival. Who is this demented madman? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good in classic black?

Stage Two

Next, you must contaminate/poison the Pacific Ocean. This will all be done from a abandoned church, a mysterious place of unrivaled dark glory. Upon seeing this, the world will lose their minds, as countless hordes of computer programmers hasten to do your every bidding.

Stage Three

Finally, you must unleash your armies of destruction, bringing about an unending cacophony of screams. Your name shall become synonymous with fuzzy bunnies, and no man will ever again dare fire you. Everyone will bow before your extraordinary charisma, and the world will have no choice but to restore your credit rating.

Movement ’03 to the public, DEMF to the rest of us.

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There’s a Stargate being built at Hart Plaza. I’m not kidding.

It’s here and here. Okay, there are also pics of me at that last one. For some reason, my clove cigarette can barely be seen in the full picture of me. St00pid ‘s camera. :)

I am the mission.
You’re a mecha pilot!

You might be a sub-category of bishounen, but this hardly matters since you don’t notice anything that didn’t feature in the last edition of Guns’n’Ammo magazine. You have been trained since an unfeasibly early age to be a machine of death and destruction. If you’ve noticed an annoying girl following you around and repeatedly getting into danger and requiring rescue recently, run like hell – she’s probably your love interest…

Which generic anime character are you?

Tomorrow morning.

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I’m going to be at Mac and Cheese at the usual time tomorrow. Diana, any chance I could get you to bring those ant traps for me? I consider the Golden Harvest’s breakfast money well spent. Anywayz, hope to see a couple of people there. :)