TAURUS (April 20-May 20): I’m betting on the imminent arrival of at least two of the following climaxes: (1) You’ll culminate a task or goal you’ve been working on for months. (2) You’ll remember an important intention you’d forgotten for a long time. (3) You’ll graduate from a crash course you’ve been taking since October 2006. (4) You’ll be reunited with a lost sheep or forsaken dream that’s ready for another chance.
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Do my eyes deceive me?
Zefrank blinked in yesterday’s show!
He blinked with purpose, meaning, and feeling. He BLINKED with those things!
Horoscope
TAURUS (April 20-May 20): “Cosmic giggle” was Terence McKenna’s term for an event in which the inherent benevolence of the universe suddenly bowls you over with a delightful shockwave of synchronicity. He believed you could and should actively court such eruptions. How? Take a vacation from your obsessions. Relax the part of your mind that’s so certain of what it knows. Wander around like an innocent explorer in search of anything that captivates your imagination. Or put on all red clothes, climb to the top of a mobile home, and hurl a doughnut as far as you can as you shout out the name of your beloved. Now is a perfect time to try this strategy, Taurus. If “cosmic giggle” is too cute a term for your tastes, dream up an alternative, like “karmic hiccup” or “universal orgasm” or “infinite belly-laugh.”
There is not enough blood to supply current patients.
You are now scheduled to Donate Whole Blood.
Monday, February 26, 2007 at 12:00 PM
Owen Hall
Corner of Bogue Street and Shaw Lane
East Lansing, MI 48823
Horoscope
TAURUS (April 20-May 20): Don’t you dare get superstitious on me, Taurus. Just because you’ve had more than your fair share of luck lately doesn’t mean that you’re now going to get less than your share. It *is* possible that you’ll have to work harder to continue benefiting from what has been coming pretty easily. And it may be the case that you’ll be pushed to take on responsibilities that you assumed were covered by other people. But that doesn’t mean you should lower your expectations. If anything, you should ask for even more fun, fascination, and freedom.
Pampered Chef Party
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I’m going to be holding a Pampered Chef party soon. The stuff is amazing, for a resonable price. I especially love the stone wear. If you are interested, let me know here, or shoot an email to crampton.jennifer at gmail, and I’ll make sure that you get invited.
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1. Grab the nearest book. (N.B. Don’t you dare dig for that “cool” or “intellectual” book in your closet! I know you were thinking about it! Just pick up whatever is closest.)
2. Open the book to page 123.
3. Find the fifth sentence.
4. Post the text of the next 3 sentences on your blog along with these instructions.
5. Tag 5 people.
“I gather from your reaction,” says the Main guy, “that this has been of continuing interest to you as well.” Waterhouse wonders what his reaction was. Did he grow fangs?
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