If you are offended by the things that our elected governmental representatives do, maybe you shouldn’t read this. Or maybe you should. *SHRUG*
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If you are offended by the things that our elected governmental representatives do, maybe you shouldn’t read this. Or maybe you should. *SHRUG*
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TAURUS (April 20-May 20): Lately, it’s as if you’ve been riding a roller coaster on which you’re forbidden to scream. It’s as if you’ve been trying to suppress your laughter as you watch a series of the funniest stand-up comedians on the planet. It’s like you’ve been ordered to sit stiffly in a chair and keep your feet motionless while your favorite band plays the dance music you love best. I hope you won’t put up with this predicament any longer, Taurus. Either scream, laugh, and dance, or else escape any situation that’s keeping you clamped down.
A few weeks back, I went up to Higgins Lake, where my parents had rented a cottage for the week. I stayed for a few days, hung out with my family, and relaxed Oh, did I ever relax.
Mom, as always, was a shutter-bug, so there were a bunch of photos. My cousin nicknamed a crab after my mom and I got to use the words “structural integrity” in relation to an ice cream cone. You can’t beat that!
TAURUS (April 20-May 20): For a limited time only, you have cosmic permission to suck your thumb and drool freely and murmur “gaga” over and over again. More than that: You have a poetic license to spend expansive periods rocking back and forth while curled into the fetal position, either under the covers or on the beach, while singing little made-up songs about everything you love. The moment has arrived, in other words, to give yourself permission to melt into a pool of primal goo as you commune with the music of the spheres and tune in to the hymn of your deepest longings.
Parentals don’t have access to this post, if I’ve done it right.
Two knots are untied.
I don’t have the words.
Spax is up! From the site…
“Haven’t you ever wondered what it would be like to have a spastic artificial intelligence develop in a lab and then roam the ‘net? What would happen if he learned the English language, manners, and the nuances of personality by parsing forums and newsgroups, all at once?Wouldn’t it be cool if he could master concepts like sarcasm, but speaking in the first person was too complicated for him to handle?Everyone, meet Spax. He is the King of Wales.”
I hope that you enjoy it. :)
TAURUS (April 20-May 20): “There are very few human beings who receive the truth, complete and staggering, by instant illumination,” wrote Anaïs Nin. “Most of them acquire it fragment by fragment, on a small scale, by successive developments, cellularly, like a laborious mosaic.” I share Nin’s perspective, Taurus; I know from experience how maddeningly slow the truth-gathering process can be. But I’m pleased to inform you that you’re in a phase when missing puzzle pieces will become available at a faster rate than usual. Be alert for the subtle onslaught.
Beaner’s Michigan Cherries coffee is absolutely delicious.
I am too used to people whose troubles are unsolved because they do not try to solve them. Sometimes, it doesn’t work, no matter how hard you’ve tried.
I do not exist for your entertainment.
I am a respected person.
I love stories, and I love writing them.
I watched V for Vendetta again last night and this morning. This puts quite the spin on fearing my government.
I do not own a Guy Fawkes mask.
I have not yet gotten a response on the thing that I was supposed to get a response to yesterday.
I have plans. Whether or not they are good plans will be seen.
I am determined to be happy again.