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TAURUS (April 20-May 20): Most towns in Ghana have no street names, and the houses have no numbers. It’s hard to find where people live if you’ve never visited them before. This is a good metaphor for an issue I want to bring to your attention, Taurus. There’s a certain part of your life that has never been mapped, let alone organized. And yet it’s not at all wild; in fact, it’s like a bustling village where the streets have no names. It’s high time you brought some order and discipline to this place.

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TAURUS (April 20-May 20): In my astrological opinion, it’s time to make some radical new promises to yourself. What acts of ingenious love do you vow to carry out in the months to come? I’ll offer a few suggestions; feel free to dream up 20 more. Say this aloud: “I will never forsake, betray, or deceive myself. I will always adore, forgive, and believe in myself. I will never ignore, belittle, or underestimate myself. I will always amuse, delight, and redeem myself.”

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TAURUS (April 20-May 20): Christians in Denmark celebrate communion the way it’s done in many other places: They eat a flat, tasteless wafer that symbolizes the body of Christ. Soon that may change, however. Some of the nation’s best bakers have embarked on a campaign to whip up more delectable versions of the traditional host. This developing story reminds me of your current state, Taurus. It’s a perfect moment for you to spice up a bland ritual, to get more thrills from a duty you regard as important, or to add variety to a sacred task you’ve done the same way for a long time.

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TAURUS (April 20-May 20): On a family member’s 60th birthday, the Japanese celebrate a holiday known as *kanreki.* It’s a time of rebirth, when the celebrant ritually becomes a baby again and enters a second childhood. Among the many gifts given on the occasion is a red kimono, which signifies that in a sense the person is now freed from the responsibilities of adulthood. I recommend that you treat yourself to a similar rite of passage, Taurus. Even though you may not be turning 60, you are at the beginning of an extraordinarily fresh new cycle. You deserve a red kimono and at least a temporary respite from adult burdens.

I am a villain….

Agent Smith
You’re evil this much: 63%
You’re old school crazy villain in a new school style. You’re big with
the usual fighting and taking over of the world and whatnot. Agent
Smith is so bad that even in the other Matrix movies, the other bad
guys are scared of him, because he’s really really bad. The other
Matrix movies suck, by the way, but still, you’re quite an interesting
villain.
My test tracked 1 variable How you compared to other people your age and gender:

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You scored higher than 24% on crazy points

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