TAURUS (April 20-May 20): How long do you want to live? Before you answer, remember that thousands of scientists are engaged in research to crack the code of the aging process. They will ultimately make breakthroughs that could allow you to be healthy and vigorous for many more decades. In the meantime, the astrological omens suggest this is a perfect moment to meditate on what you can personally do to promote your own longevity. What habits of mind and body can you cultivate that will keep you forever fresh? And now I drink a toast to your coffin, Taurus. May it be fashioned of lumber obtained from a hundred-year-old cypress tree whose seed will be planted this week.
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Figured it out.
The Church wasn’t persecuting Satanists. They were going after the Freemasons.
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TAURUS (April 20-May 20): You’re being called on to meet a higher standard. You’re being asked to boost your output or take on more responsibility or show you can handle greater expectations. While it’s understandable if that’s unnerving, I urge you to keep it all in perspective. Remember what journeyman basketball player Jon Koncak said when assigned the task of replacing his team’s departed all-star, Shaquille O’Neal. Reporters asked him if he felt a lot of pressure. “Not at all,” he replied. “Pressure to me is being in an airplane and the pilot dies and they ask me to fly the plane.” The challenge you face may be daunting, Taurus, but it’s nothing like that.
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TAURUS (April 20-May 20): Happy Valentine Daze, Taurus! After careful meditation about what suggestions might enrich your love life, I’m advising you to celebrate an Honesty Festival with the person you love best or with the person you *want* to love best. Speak from the depths as you reveal the hidden fears and longings and joys that have been unspoken until now. And let these words of wisdom from Thoreau be the motto that guides you: “Between whom there is hearty truth there is love.”
Tweaked.
We saw the first part of Supersize Me today during writing class.
It is fucking with my head.
My first words were “french fries”.
I feel programmed and violated.
Yoinked from , because we’d have the same wardrobe.
| What superhuman team you’d be a member of by seductionjunkie | |
|---|---|
| username | |
| favorite color scheme | |
| favorite clothing style | |
| your superpowers: | the ability to control light |
| and | the ability to create self-duplicates |
| and | x-ray vision |
| your codename | Hydro |
| your greatest weakness | stairs |
| your sidekick | vdamone |
| your own particular idiom | your witty repartee during battle |
| your favorite quote | “Good will never win while I exist! MWAHAHAHAHA!” |
| you would be a member of | Alpha-Numeric Flight |
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I agree.
From Tatsuya Ishida, author of Sinfest:
“I believe most Americans voted for John Kerry. I believe the exit polls that indicated a massive Kerry landslide. I believe Americans saw through the Republican propaganda machine and rejected it. I believe the heart and core of America is guided by a deeper and better wisdom than what the cynics tell us. All interpretations of this so-called Bush victory brand us as cowards, bigots, or idiots. I don’t believe their analysis. I don’t believe their results. I don’t believe that gender panic and “moral values” caused Americans to vote for more war, more torture, more corporate power. I don’t believe Americans turned their backs on the world. I don’t believe Americans care only about American casualties. I don’t believe we have closed our hearts to the suffering of others. I believe Americans have a capacity for compassion and generosity, for heroism and self-sacrifice that puts to shame all the warmongering and fearmongering of the current regime. I believe the great legacy of 9/11 was the immediate sense of community and connectedness and willingness to understand the rage against America. I believe that glimpse of universal brotherhood, not the march to war, was the true face of humanity. This is my article of faith. This is my faith-based opinion. This is my gut instinct.
-T. “
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TAURUS (April 20-May 20): According to tradition, St. Blaise is the patron saint of throats. During his feast day, which is celebrated this week, you’re supposed to bless that part of your body. Even if you’re not Catholic, I highly recommend that you partake in this observance. From an astrological perspective, you Tauruses have a special relationship with the throat. It’s a source of power and grace for you, more so than for any other sign, and you should always jump at any excuse to honor it. Want some suggestions? Get a neck massage. Drink delicious elixirs. Sing songs that make you feel potent. Say what you mean and mean what you say. Invite a good kisser to demonstrate his or her skill all over that magic part of your anatomy.