Horoscope

TAURUS (April 20-May 20): “When you’re following your energy and doing what you want all the time,” says New Age author Shakti Gawain, “the distinction between work and play dissolves.” I’d like to add that you can go a long way towards blending work and play without having to reach Gawain’s impossibly high standard of *all the time.* It would be revolutionary to “follow your energy and do what you want” just *20 percent* more than your current levels. And the astrological omens for 2004 suggest that you can easily exceed that. I say shoot for 30 percent, Taurus. Experiment with creating rich new meanings of the term “labor of love.”

Frustration Quiz

ignore
Your sign of frustration is….Ignoring! Instead
of dealing with problems, you ignore them.
Your theory to problems, is that if I pretend
they are not there, they’ll disappear.
Sometimes this method can work, but most of the
time it doesn’t. For a variety sometime, try
using one of the other methods, which are
discussed in this quiz. It might feel good!

What sign of frustration are you?
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Ambiance Quiz

Insane
You’re Insane: You might not have a personality
disorder, but you’re extremely misunderstood.
You spend more time in your head then you do
with any real person. You don’t fantasize
about rainbows and unicorns, but perhaps
something a bit darker. Philosophical.
Perhaps your fantasies are really grim
realities that everyone else ignores. You’re
views are hardly accepted, and a sometimes a
bit outlandish. Try to socalize more. Not
everyone is out to get you. Really.

Discover Your Ambience
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Horoscope

TAURUS (April 20-May 20): The love song is an endangered species. Lots of modern musicians do sex songs and pain songs and rage songs, but few are inclined to craft tunes in which they declare their passionate affection and describe it in all its nuanced uniqueness. As a result, Taurus, you will most likely be out of sync with the tenor of the times in 2004. Your heart will be stirred as it hasn’t been in many moons. Even if you’re not a professional vocalist, you may often feel longings to express your lush emotions in song. If I were going to get you a holiday gift, it would be a compilation CD filled with the greatest love songs of the last sixty years.