Apparently I’m immobile.
You are starch. You are rigid, opinionated, hard-
willed and not too friendly about it. You keep
people out of places, or you keep them in, and
without you a lot of things would collapse.
hopefully you’ll never have the authority to
burn people at the stake. Sir. Ma’am.
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TAURUS (April 20-May 20): If I were writing this horoscope for “Gun Lovers’ Casino Porn Today” magazine, I might advise my Taurus readers to keep their vices firmly in check, as this is a time when anti-social vices are likely to cause even more havoc than usual. However, since you are reading my words in a respectable publication and are undoubtedly a refined and ethical person, I feel comfortable advising you to tap into the instinctual part of your nature that is usually off-limits. Halloween costume suggestion: the animal whose spirit would best awaken your dormant wildness.
My insulting name is Valdoonican’slovechild Urinalmouth!
What’s yours?
TAURUS (April 20-May 20): Taurus William Henry Seward was the U.S. Secretary of State in the 1860s. Though his career included many notable achievements, he is best known for buying Alaska from Russia. His contemporaries thought this was a batty idea — Alaska was regarded as a frozen wasteland — and referred to it as “Seward’s Folly.” Ultimately, his determination to follow his dream in the face of ridicule proved to be an act of brave genius. For 2.5 cents an acre, he added a rich land that now composes one-fifth of the entire United States. I predict that you, Taurus, will soon have a chance to pull off your own version of Seward’s Folly.
I want Mountain Dew.
Druid
In history, Druids were the religious, learned and
magistral class among the
Celtic peoples, who lived mainly in the British
Isles, and in parts of Gaul
(now northern France). Druids were also great
prophets and poets.
Druids worshipped the forces of nature by means of
meditation, prayer, and celebration of the
Earth, Sea, and Sky. Druids also see not only a
Great Mother Goddess, but also a Great Horned
God. Together, they created the world and
everything in it. Some Druids believe in
reincarnation, while others believe in an
afterlife that is inhabited by the Gods and the
Faeries; said to be the first worshippers of
the Goddess Danu. (hence the name “Tuatha
De Danan”, or, “people of the Goddess
Danu”.)
Some of the Deities of this religion are:
Danu(Creator Goddess, Mother Goddess),
Cernunos(Creator God, Horned God),
Arianrhod(Goddess of the Stars, Reincarnation,
Lady of the Silver Wheel), Dagdha(God of
Druidism, Writing, Poetry, Knowledge, the
Earth),
Brigid(Virgin Huntress, Goddess of the Sacred Fire,
Protector of Children), and Cerridwen(Keeper of
Souls, Goddess of Reincarnation).
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TAURUS (April 20-May 20): The next couple of weeks will be an excellent time to purge any nagging karma that has been haunting your love life. You’ll be ready to move on to new romantic frontiers once you clear away the residue that has been subtly burdening you. To achieve the proper spirit of rowdy fierceness, I suggest you learn the following country music songs and belt them out now and then: “You Done Tore Out My Heart And Stomped That Sucker Flat,” “Get Your Tongue out of My Mouth, I’m Kissing You Goodbye,” “How Can I Miss You If You Won’t Go Away?,” “I Wouldn’t Take You To A Dawg Fight, Cause I’m Afraid You’d Win,” “I Liked You Better Before I Knew You So Well,” and “I Flushed You From The Toilets Of My Heart.”
If Rob only knew…
What do you think of this?
Oh, and to back up
You are Form 9, Vampire: The Undying.
“And The Vampire was all that remained on
the blood drowned creation. She attempted to
regrow life from the dead. But as she was
about to give the breath of life, she was
consumed in the flame of The Phoenix and the
cycle began again.”
Some examples of the Vampire Form are Hades (Greek)
and Isis (Egyptian).
The Vampire is associated with the concept of
death, the number 9, and the element of fire.
Her sign is the eclipsed moon.
As a member of Form 9, you are a very realistic
individual. You may be a little idealistic,
but you are very grounded and down to earth.
You realize that not everything lasts, but you
savor every minute of the good times. While
you may sometimes find yourself lonely, you
have strong ties with people that will never be
broken. Vampires are the best friends to have
because they are sensible.
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