Not that kind of bombshell…

Insecticon Bombshell in robot mode

Since I was so very impressed with the Kickback re-issue, I decided to collect more of the Legacy Insecticons. It didn’t hurt that I already had named computers after all three of them. I found Bombshell at a Meijer, which surprised me, because their Transformers stock has been very thin for the last year or two. I thanked the collector gods for their die-cast and plastic goodness, and took Bombshell home with me.

Again, this transformation was smooth, straightforward, and not fiddly at all. I had worried about the beetle legs, but I didn’t end up having a reason to. They could have gotten in the way, but they didn’t. This figure didn’t come with the energon accessories like the last had, which I noticed, but wasn’t a deal breaker. Unlike most transformers, I felt that moth modes were equally good, and would be great for displaying the figure. I went with the robot mode for display, because of the greater articulation available. MonkeyLinkMega likes to come up with cool poses for my figures, and that’s something I can’t pass up!

Insecticon Bombshell in beetle mode

Like Kickback, this Bombshell re-issue is both faithful to the original, and an improvement upon it. The basic modes, transformation, and look are all still there, but the new figure has more articulation, more detail (without having to apply stickers!), and more show accuracy.

Finding Shrapnel is going to be a chore, because it seems sold out everywhere. Fingers crossed for stumbling on one like I did this one!

Snappy Old MacBook

2012 Macbook Pro lid

I honestly can’t remember where I got this laptop. I have been given so many pieces of tech over my lifetime, either to restore or to recycle, that inevitably one or two are going to drop through the cracks. This 13-inch MacBook Pro from 2012 is one of those. Sorry, little guy.

I pulled this out of the spares pile with the Compaq in order to donate it to a fundraiser for my local nerd con. The Compaq gave up the ghost, so I was hoping that this one still had some life left. I procured a charger (First generation MagSafe? Cool!) from a friend of mine who had spares, and checked the battery and tested the RAM. All looked good.

Once again, the goal was to swap out the spinning hard drive for a SSD, upgrade the RAM to the max the motherboard would allow, and run a test installation of Alma Linux. (That’s the distro they’ll be installing at the fund raiser.) This one has a Core 2 Duo processor and uses DDR3 SODIMMs, rather than DDR2. Luckily, I had two 4 GB sticks lying around, and still had the SSD from the previous upgrade attempt.

2012 Macbook Pro open

Not everything went as smoothly as I’d hoped. The RAM was almost too large to physically fit in the slot. I had to do several rounds of re-seating to get it all recognized and usable. The optical drive was dead as a doornail, and I couldn’t get the USB version of the Ultimate Boot CD to boot. So, thorough testing wasn’t something I would be able to do. Also, while attempting to install Alma, it was getting a processor deprecation error – who stops supporting whole swaths of CPUs? C’mon, now! – and it would not install.

Once again, I was foiled. This time, only partially. While Alma wouldn’t install, Linux Mint (XFCE edition) installed perfectly, and ran snappily to boot! YouTube, Twitch, ad-heavy news article web pages, all loaded quickly, in the most recent version of Firefox! The battery holds a charge! It won’t end up in the fundraiser, but it’s a great backup laptop in case my current one dies. I’m definitely keeping it around.

Kickin’ it old school. But better!

Insecticon Kickback in robot mode

Let’s talk about Insecticon re-issues. Specifically, let’s talk about the Legacy and Legacy Evolution series. Why, you may ask? You may not know this, but I name my computers after Transformers, and have for a long, long time. This used to be A Thing among nerds. For instance, a friend of mine named all of his computers after South Park characters. Anywho, I had a quick round of three computers (a laptop, a Roku replacement, and a streaming machine for while I’m working on servers in the basement), and I named them all after G1 Insecticons. If I like the Transformer enough to name a computer after it, I usually also enjoy collecting a toy of it. In a stroke of luck, this happened during the Legacy and Legacy Evolution releases, so I picked Kickback up during one of Ace of HeartsTarget adventures.

Insecticon Kickback in grasshopper mode

While the transformation is more complex than the G1 version of the toy, it’s still pretty straightforward. There’s a hip rotation, and there’s some feet repositioning, and there’s some neck twisting. Nothing surprising, and nothing difficult.

The joints are stiff enough to be able to pose the figure and leave him that way, and there are enough of them that there’s plenty of articulation. Articulation and detail – in both modes – are where this re-issue shine. In those ways, it is absolutely an improvement on the original 1980’s toy. In every other way, it’s faithful to the original, and a worthy update.

Glorious Garage Sale Find

Be-stickered laptop lid

On a day much like this one, at a garage sale, MonkeyLinkMega found something that would change his life forever. Or, for a couple of years, at most. He found a used laptop, for only $15. A Compaq Presario CQ62. He jumped at the chance to have his own computer, and brought it home, beaming. It needed some love, but, luckily, this Dad knew what to do. Tech Dad replaced the battery, the charging cable, and the keyboard. He added RAM and upgraded the hard drive. Once it had Linux on it, it could ALMOST run a full-screen YouTube clip without stuttering. You see, it only had a single core processor and no dedicated video. (Cue gasps and sobbing)

Eventually, MonkeyLinkMega traded up for something a bit better, and this laptop was consigned to the spares pile. It languished, sad and alone, for years, until one day, the tech-savvy Dad decided he was going to max everything out for a Linux installfest fundraiser.

The maximum RAM was listed as 4GB DDR2 (which it had) on some sites, and 8GB DDR2 on others. Tech Dad splurged on some eBay RAM, which was only expensive because it had become harder to find over the years. He also swapped the spinning platter hard drive out for a SATA SSD, to make sure that storage wouldn’t bottleneck what little speed the laptop could get.

Opened Compaq laptop

Initially, things were looking good. The full 8GB of RAM was recognized, and several distros of Linux would install, but none of them booted. After several rounds of this, successful booting became intermittent, even off of the USB drives. In the end, the laptop stopped booting at all, and wouldn’t even POST.

Tech Dad had a sad, but knew that the laptop had lived a long and productive life. (It’s me, I’m Tech Dad.) In the end, the RAM and SSD were put in a drawer and the laptop in electronics recycling. Rest in peace, you glorious garage sale find.

Also, if anyone has a need for DDR2 SODIMMs, let me know. :)

More than a Maximal flyer

Transformers box

Airrazor came in a two-pack with Inferno, so this post is a follow up to that one.

Airrazor, much like Tigatron, feels her bird mode as keenly as she feels her Maximal nature. Unlike Tigatron, though, she also sees the importance of her community, and regularly tries to convince him to become closer to the Maximals. This dynamic, and the closeness between the two that develops over time, becomes pivotal to the main story arc throughout the seasons of Beast Wars, and culminates in Tigerhawk.

I’m not sure why this toy was paired with Inferno, rather than with Tigatron, but I’m also not a Hasbro/Takara marketing decision-maker. The box and packaging material were beautiful, and definitely created the sense that I wasn’t just opening up a two-pack of toys – I was opening up something special. This may be the first box in a long time that I keep. Then again, it DOES take up a lot of space. So, we’ll see.

The robot mode is clean, and very poseable. There’s virtually no kibble. Everything folds neatly away, and there’s an extremely clever (if hard to discern) use of double hinges above her waist and in each wing that allow this. She’s got two little arm pew-pews, and her robot mode is very show accurate. As with many modern instructions, the pictures do a lot of implying that don’t always convey what needs to be conveyed. But not to worry, there’s… oh, wait, no, these are in Japanese, because they’re imports. Whoops. On the upside, because it’s an import, it’s got a slightly different – and much better! – paint job. The wing tips are frosted, the orange contrasts very nice with the dark brown of the feathers, and she is very much a Maximal.

Airrazor bird mode

As for the birb mode, it’s just as clean as the robot mode, and just as accurate to the show. Again, the double hinging allows for the bird to look like a bird, rather than a bird-human-hybrid-monster-thing. Listen, they’ve made some mistakes in the past. Anyway, as with Inferno, I’m flat-out impressed with how close to the show these recently-released Beast Wars toys have been. It warms my geeky, nostalgic heart.

Right away, my Queen!

Sometimes, taking the risk of modifying a Maximal protoform into a Predacon has some… side effects. Wait, let me back up.

Transformers box

In the 90s, when CGI was first becoming A Real Thing, a couple of animated shows went all-in on the computer animation. Hasbro took a huge risk, and Transformers: Beast Wars was one of these fantastic shows. (I’m not forgetting ReBoot! I hope I never forget ReBoot.)

Transformers box

Much like their Autobot and Decepticon ancestors, the Maximals and Predacons chased each other across the galaxy and ended up crash-landing on an unknown planet in an unexplored solar system. The Maximal ship was a research/colonization vessel, and carried a precious cargo… Maximal protoforms – unborn Transformers. When the Transformers on the surface recovered, they realized the protoforms were orbiting the planet in their pods, and some of those orbits were decaying, destined to land and aid their Maximal compatriots.

Inferno in ant mode

The Predacons would prefer to expand their own forces, however, and came up with a plan to reformat the protoforms to that end. And it worked! Mostly. Every once in a while, there were side effects. And Inferno, well, his beast mode overrode his logic circuits, in the parlance of the show. As a fire ant, his only purpose in life was to protect his colony – the stasis pod that he’d ridden down to the surface. Eventually, he was introduced to Megatron, and his understanding shifted to include him as the colony’s Queen. His beast mode – a gigantic fire ant – is creepy and bumpy and just incredibly FIRE ANT.

Inferno in robot mode

Inferno is my favorite Predacon in Beast Wars, and I cannot state this strongly enough. His wild glee, his chaotic spreading of fire with his flamethrower, and his complete abandon while flying through the sky with his butt… er… abdomen jetpack, leaving an enormous smoke trail through the sky! Just amazing.

FOR THE COLONY!

Is my PC an Autobot? Not YET.

Autobot symbol stencils

Have you ever wanted to have something custom? Something made so it’s uniquely yours, and different from all other versions of that thing/ Some people customize their cars, or have custom jewelry designed, or have clothes made that are one of a kind. I get this urge every once in a while, but I often ignore it. Not this time.

Spray painted computer case side

This time I went for it. My PC was going to have an Autobot badge on it. Spray painted and messy, like it had been applied hastily in the war with the Decepticons.

The first step was the stencil. I’d tried making one before, and I’d ended up with some mixed results. So I took a good friend up on his invite to a crafternoon, and set to work. I tried jigsawing through thin wood, but it snapped when one cut got too close to another. Plan B was gluing two sheets of card stock together, then gluing the outline to that. An x-acto knife did the work of making the holes, and the stencil was ready!

Stenciled autobot symbol on a computer case side

It had been so long since I’d spray painted that I was basically starting over. Wait, had I ever used spray paint before? I had to have. Well, the primer/paint mix worked really, really well. It covered great, and two coats was probably a little too much. I had made one mistake, though, and MonkeyLinkMega saw it right away. I’d left the stencil at 8.5″ x 11″, rather than squaring it up more tightly around the symbol.

Spray painted autobot symbol on computer case side

He had a solution, as well. He suggested taping over the symbol, and then going over it in blue. I used painter’s tape to make the square, and hit it with a light-ish (probably heavier than I wanted) spray and let it dry. It looked SO much better! But I wasn’t satisfied with it. Not yet. It needed just a little bit more.

Customized computer case

I taped again, even tighter around the symbol, and did a very light spray of red. That did it. It was just what I wanted.

You may have asked yourself why I usually ignore the urge to customize my things. I’ve got a story to tell about that, so stay tuned for a blog post down the line.

Like the Shrikebats of Dromedon

Kup in robot mode

Have you ever listened to a military veteran tell stories of a war? Have you ever heard them recount how much the Battle of WhateverTheHeck relates to the current situation? Meet Kup; he’s that guy. On top of that, he’s still an incredibly effective soldier for the Autobot cause, can wrangle Hot Rod, Grimlock, and Wheelie during emergency situations, and still has his Cybertronian alt mode.

Kup in Cybertronian truck mode

Kup taught us all about the Universal Greeting – Bah weep grah nah weep ninibong. He helps the Autobots make it through Optimus Prime’s death, and helps Hod Rod on his journey to becoming Rodimus Prime. Yes, he did it through nagging and war stories, but he did it!

Maybe I should write something about the toy.

Both the Cybertronian truck mode and the robot mode are incredibly accurate to the 1986 Transformers movie. The joints are tight enough to keep a pose, but loose enough to be posed in the first place. The toy comes with both Kup’s gun and the energon dispenser that he uses in combination with the Universal Greeting.

I was quite happy to add this Studio Series Kup to my collection, and doubly impressed with the continued accuracy of the Studio Series figues.