TAURUS (April 20-May 20): Close your eyes and take yourself back in time to the moment when you slipped free of your mother’s womb. Imagine your original breath; recreate the sensation of air rushing into your lungs for the first time. Remember it as the end of your warm, dark, watery existence and the beginning of your sojourn in this bright, dry, spacious world. Dwell there in that simulation for a while, Taurus, then consider this: You will soon experience, in a metaphorical way and on a higher level, another first breath. Like the earlier version, it will be both unsettling and vivifying, a time of poignancy and celebration.
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*sigh*
Egads… what am I doing to myself…
What have I been so blind to, putting things down in lists to screen me from my own big picture…
How did I miss this happening all over again…
Last time, I did this wrong. This time, I’m doing it right.
Risks are good, but dangerous. Best when moderated. Serve chilled, with light flurries.
Opinion quiz.
| Abortion?: | Choice is good. Stupidity is bad. |
| Death Penalty?: | Good if applied fairly, which it is not. |
| Prostitution?: | Legalize. |
| Alcohol?: | Happy in moderation. |
| Marijuana?: | Legalize, regulate and tax. |
| Other drugs?: | Legalize, regulate and tax. |
| Gay marriage?: | Who am I to say who can’t marry who? |
| Illegal immigrants?: | Eject. |
| Smoking?: | Cloves are nice every once in a while. |
| Drunk driving?: | STUPID |
| Cloning?: | Not sure. |
| Racism?: | STUPID |
| Premarital sex?: | Hee hee. |
| Religion?: | Pagan. |
| The war in Iraq?: | Wrong war for wrong reasons. |
| Bush?: | Out as soon as possible. |
| Downloading music?: | Good to test music, as long as you buy it later. |
| The legal drinking age?: | 18 |
| Porn?: | Yes, please. |
| Suicide?: | “You have a gun! Don’t shoot yourself! Shoot OTHER PEOPLE!” -Sean Kennedy |
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TAURUS (April 20-May 20): Your most important accomplishment this year has been a deepening of your capacity for love. That alone should inspire you to leap up in the air and sing a song of joy. More and more you understand that in order to get the passionate affection you want, you simply have to give the passionate affection you want. If you continue to expand your generosity in the coming months, Taurus, you will receive a flood of evidence about how beautiful you really are. That, in turn, will ensure that the influences you want to bring into your life will also be good for you.
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TAURUS (April 20-May 20): “We are attracted to people who express the qualities we deny or repress in ourselves,” says creativity expert Shakti Gawain. Using this idea as your hypothesis, Taurus, take an inventory of the people you’re most drawn to. Ask yourself whether they have talents and dreams that you secretly wish could come fully alive in you. If you find this to be the case, consider the possibility that it’s time to transform your secret wishes into definite plans.
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TAURUS (April 20-May 20): In the coming week, your dreams will be more interesting and important than anything that happens during the day. Your sleeping mind can solve all your problems if given enough time — and maybe even the problems of those you love, too. Can you afford to stay in bed for 12 hours at a stretch? APRIL FOOL! Twelve hours might be a bit much. But everything else I said was true. You have the potential to be a dreaming genius.
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TAURUS (April 20-May 20): “Bolivia has no ocean, but it has admirals done up like Lord Nelson,” writes Eduardo Galeano in *The Book of Embraces.* “Lima, Peru has no rain, but it has peaked roofs with gutters. In Managua, Nicaragua, one of the hottest cities in the world, there are mansions flaunting magnificent fireplaces.” Are there any anomalies like these in your world, Taurus? Do you have tools for jobs you never do? Luxuries you don’t use? Elaborate structures that have no purpose? If so, it’s time to either rethink your relationship to them or else phase them out.