
Find your emotion! [?]
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Horoscope from The Onion:
Taurus: (April. 20-May 20)
When your plane crashes in the Andes, you will be forced to eat the flight crew, making you glad you chose to fly Succulent Pig Airlines.
Can’t concentrate.
Can’t focus my eyes.
Keep getting lost in music.
Can’t breathe through my nose.
Need caffeine.
That is all.