David M. Crampton

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Another test.

Posted on April 14, 2002 by David Crampton

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what sexual performer are you?

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Battle Cry Test

Posted on April 14, 2002 by David Crampton

what’s your battle cry? |
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Sandman Character Test

Posted on March 28, 2002 by David Crampton

Which Member of the Endless Are You?

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Posted on March 28, 2002 by David Crampton

Horoscope from The Onion:

Taurus: (April. 20-May 20)
When your plane crashes in the Andes, you will be forced to eat the flight crew, making you glad you chose to fly Succulent Pig Airlines.

Sarcastic FF X test

Posted on March 22, 2002 by David Crampton

Sarcastic FF X character selector

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Posted on March 21, 2002 by David Crampton

Can’t concentrate.
Can’t focus my eyes.
Keep getting lost in music.
Can’t breathe through my nose.
Need caffeine.

That is all.

Horror Movie Villain Test

Posted on March 19, 2002 by David Crampton

You’re Nosferatu!! How gay! You silly goth! I didn’t think that anyone would get this fang faced reject, but you did! You’re cheesy, and you stink of blood. You’re ugly, gay, worthless, and goth! Goth Goth Goth! Goth Goth! Goth!

What Horror Movie Villian am I?

Matrix Test

Posted on March 13, 2002 by David Crampton

When it comes to being mysterious, that’s what you do best. You like to leave others puzzled and speak in riddles. You’re not out there for the fame and fortune, you’re just being yourself, doing what you do best. You’re strong and courageous, and you’re always the leader of the pack. You’re skillful; people respect you, and you respect people.