Holy crap.

I just had Don Thacker of Skinnytie fame on my phone.

Holy crap. Stoopid universe.

Reboot your router, Don!

In other news, the Onion is still hilarious, Slashdot is still informative, I still want a shiny new Mac, and my sinus/headache medicine is kicking in wonderfully.

I crave a hug from like a monkey craves bananas.