1 – Leave a comment, saying you want to be interviewed.
2 – I will respond; I’ll ask you five questions.
3 – You’ll update your journal with my five questions, and your five answers.
4 – You’ll include this explanation.
5 – You’ll ask other people five questions when they want to be interviewed.
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Questions by .

1. What do you think is the coolest thing you own?

My dragon pendant, which was a gift from .

2. What is your primary motivation for writing?

After being pushed for most of my life by my friends, I have finally realized the truth: that the universes in my head deserve to be given form and color and definition, and this is a good way to keep them from eating me alive.

3. Divide the number of dead hookers in your trunk by the number of dead hookers you’d LIKE to have in your trunk, and provide the number.

Zero divided by zero is a null set, if I remember correctly. I argued it, but they wouldn’t let me assign a mathematical value to the concept of infinity. Goddamn high school Trig teachers.

4. Do you believe that people are inherently good, evil, or neither?

Neither. I believe that each person has a gem of brilliance buried deeply inside of them. Only those that discover and nurture this gem will become truly good or evil. The others will drown in their own mediocraty.

5. What song/album do you currently listen to the most?

100th Window by Massive Attack