Skippy’s Adventures in Parenthood

What was I doing up at 7:30 AM?

Poopy diaper. Off of the baby. Holy gods what a smell.

“Hi! Hi! I poopy! Hi! Poopy poopy poop poop poopy! I ucky! Hi! Mommy! Skippy! Hi! I poopy!”

He wasn’t kidding.

All of the parents on my list, feel free to either a) point and laugh and/or b) express sympathy. ;)