Video Games

The N64 is gone. As are the three controllers and two games that went with it. Also, graphics memory chip, extra memory chip on a controller, and the rumblepak dealy.

Got more than I expected to for them when I sold them to Game Stop on the west side of Lansing.

Unfortunately, most of the stores around here have stopped carrying their GIANT BINS of used PS-1 games. So, now that I want to purchase either of the old Transformers: Beast Wars games, or Final Fantasy VIII (yes, I actually wanna play it), they are not available.

Most likely because of the new lack of availability, they have skyrocketed in price on eBay and such places.

Bollocks.

April first? Woah.

No gag for me this year.

Last night, I finally got around to putting some of my old computery bits up on eBay. The auction is for my old 4-port router/switch, and is here.

Also, I went through and bagged all of my comics that were sans-bag. While doing that, I liberated four comics – seemingly worthless ones – and am going to drop those off in the free comic rack over at Gone Wired.

Okay. Time for a shower.

Book for your Coffee Table

A friend of a friend is putting out a coffee table book of some of his best photography from the fall of last year, and I’m doing us all the courtesy of passing along this offer of his. (Note: Some nudity involved in this book, workplace viewing discretion is advised.) His pre-order asking price of $40 + S/H ($60 + S/H on and after April 3rd) for a collection of 90 photographs, which is extremely modest compared to the quality of his photography.

If you feel the desire, mention when you order the book, but it’s not about him, it’s about getting really good art.

Horoscope

TAURUS (April 20-May 20): Does the curse “goddamn it” fly out of your mouth every time you stub your toe or misplace your keys? Do you know the brand names of ten different beers but have trouble remembering any of the Ten Commandments? Do you sometimes undress people in your imagination without their permission? If so, says the *Weekly World News,* you’re going to hell when you die many years from now. There is, however, a tiny chance you can begin some atonement now that will cancel out the karma from the above-named sins and stave off eternal damnation. APRIL FOOL! The acts I named aren’t sins, and besides, there’s no such thing as hell. However, it’s true that this is a good time to seek forgiveness and try to correct old mistakes.

[Fiction] Girl Ritual

So, I haven’t written anything new in a while. And by that, I mean, not in worlds that I haven’t already created.

A few nights ago, I had a scene in my head that was demanding to get out. So, I let it out.

It looks like it’s going to be a lead-in to something bigger. Aren’t they always?

As always, looking for constructive criticisms. :)

She squatted low, so she could feel the heat from the new fire. It was newly birthed, and so its life was tenuous at best. Any of the drafts in this house had the power to kill her infant blaze; such an event would send her home with her task unfulfilled. Offending the powers that she planned to call upon was not a good idea. This was, really, the reason she was here in the first place. She gently fanned the small, orange flames, and then positioned her small frame to block a sudden gust of wind. Too little, and her progeny would starve. Too much, and they would be slaughtered.

Finally, a dry-rotted piece of two-by-four crackled to life. She was bathed in a sudden excess of orange light. She looked no older than sixteen, though her birth records would disagree. A stained blanket served her as a skirt. The rags of a hole-riddled t-shirt, taken from the corpse of a homeless man like a deer skinned for its hide, were wrapped around her chest for modesty’s sake. Streaks of dirt and mud adorned her skin in decorative patterns. Her blonde hair was wild, save for four small braids, each with a token or charm on its end.

More pieces of the old house caught as her children grew. The heat pushed her back, and her shuffling drove a splinter into her tiny foot. Frowning for a moment, she maneuvered her bony knees into a sitting position, and examined the sliver. It was wide, and she used jagged fingernails, multi-color polish chipping off with time and use, to pry the splinter out. A small droplet of blood welled up where it had pierced her skin, rolled down her foot and onto the floor.

So, it was to be that kind of rite. That kind of night. She smiled, because it was all that was left to her.

The hardwood floor was beginning to catch. She tilted her head up, and could now see the shattered rafters, tatters of pink insulation hanging like icicles. Her progeny were growing strong. The fire would soon spread outward along the floor. It would reach the rivulets of gasoline that she’d left, and it would race off into bedrooms and bathrooms; it would learn to climb and to descend stairs. In its creation, life, and death, her progeny would consume this abandoned house–a perfect sacrifice for the powers that slept in the city.

She whispered the words of awakening into the growing fire. Her children took the words as they did the wood. She named four names for the victims, paused, and then named two for the perpetrators. Standing slowly, she approached a broken window. She gingerly took a shard of glass and sawed off a tuft of her thin, straight hair. Approaching the fire, standing now, the girl tossed her hair in. She inhaled the stench of her burning hair deeply, sacrificing a part of herself in the sacrifice of the house. Tossing the glass into the fire, she turned around and headed for the open front door.

She slipped into her tattered shoes and walked out into the nighttime street. Another few steps, and the girl could hear the faint wailing of sirens. The emergency response was slow, but it would come. She sat on the dirty sidewalk on the far side of the street, facing the abandoned house. She would drink in the sight of her sacrifice until the firefighters tried to kill her children, or until there was no more of the sacrifice for the flames to consume.