Crown no worky. Tooth getting pulled. Sad face. Numb sad face.
Tag Archives: Quickie
Domestic Tetris
TFW you get a new piece of furniture, and you want to rearrange the entire room because it’s so awesome.
Breathe it in
TFW you walk outside in the morning and smell roasting coffee from across town at Paramount.
Yeeesh.
As a writer, I understand that it’s in my best interest to cultivate my social media presence.
As an operations and platform engineer that pays attention to the behavior of social network companies, I sometimes want to throw my hands up in the air and become a digital hermit.
*yawn*
The jet lag is really getting to me this time around. Second day back, and I’m still having problems. C’mon, body, it’s only a three hour difference!
Airplane Conversation
This is a text conversation with a friend of mine:
Me: On plane, 30 minute delay
Paul: Flap harder then
Me: FLAPPING MY F***ING HEART OUT IS IT WORKING
Me: GUY IN SEAT NEXT TO ME IS GETTING PISSED
Me: I MIGHT HAVE BROKEN HIS NOSE MAKE SACRIFICES F***ER IM TRYING TO GET US IN THE AIR
Paul: Lololol
Later, on IRC:
Paul: DAVE
Paul: HOW ARE YOUR ARMS DUDE
Me: SO F***ING TIRED AND COVERED IN THAT GUY’S BLOOD
Me: HE WAS SO PISSY ABOUT IT OMG
Paul: WHAT A JERK
Paul: NOT A TEAM PLAYER
Me: LOL
Frenzied productivity
That feeling when your plane takes off early in the AM tomorrow, and your brain suddenly remembers ALL of the things you wanted to get done before you traveled.
Thank the gods for coffee and kids who like to help!
Sneak Preview
Remember that Dave Reynolds guy? The one who did the artwork for Two Vampires? Yeah, he did it again…
