Horoscope

TAURUS (April 20-May 20): Close your eyes and take yourself back in time to the moment when you slipped free of your mother’s womb. Imagine your original breath; recreate the sensation of air rushing into your lungs for the first time. Remember it as the end of your warm, dark, watery existence and the beginning of your sojourn in this bright, dry, spacious world. Dwell there in that simulation for a while, Taurus, then consider this: You will soon experience, in a metaphorical way and on a higher level, another first breath. Like the earlier version, it will be both unsettling and vivifying, a time of poignancy and celebration.

Opinion quiz.

Abortion?: Choice is good. Stupidity is bad.
Death Penalty?: Good if applied fairly, which it is not.
Prostitution?: Legalize.
Alcohol?: Happy in moderation.
Marijuana?: Legalize, regulate and tax.
Other drugs?: Legalize, regulate and tax.
Gay marriage?: Who am I to say who can’t marry who?
Illegal immigrants?: Eject.
Smoking?: Cloves are nice every once in a while.
Drunk driving?: STUPID
Cloning?: Not sure.
Racism?: STUPID
Premarital sex?: Hee hee.
Religion?: Pagan.
The war in Iraq?: Wrong war for wrong reasons.
Bush?: Out as soon as possible.
Downloading music?: Good to test music, as long as you buy it later.
The legal drinking age?: 18
Porn?: Yes, please.
Suicide?: “You have a gun! Don’t shoot yourself! Shoot OTHER PEOPLE!” -Sean Kennedy

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Horoscope

TAURUS (April 20-May 20): Your most important accomplishment this year has been a deepening of your capacity for love. That alone should inspire you to leap up in the air and sing a song of joy. More and more you understand that in order to get the passionate affection you want, you simply have to give the passionate affection you want. If you continue to expand your generosity in the coming months, Taurus, you will receive a flood of evidence about how beautiful you really are. That, in turn, will ensure that the influences you want to bring into your life will also be good for you.