Stargate SG-1: Season 9

General Jack O’Neill (two L’s) has left for another assignment, General Hammond is long-promoted out of anything but cameos, so we get yet another new leader for Stargate Command. I liked Weir (though the second actress beats the first, I think) as a civilian commander, and now we have General Landry. His biggest pet peeve is that he doesn’t get to yell at anyone. Okay, I liked this character right out of the gate, I have to admit.

We also have Cam Mitchell, a fighter pilot who aided SG-1 in the Antarctica mission, and risked his neck so that they could activate the drone weapon. That particular mission gets darker than it was by looking at some of the sideline death that happened to protect SG-1. In fact, that’s a continuing theme for this season. Anyway, Teal’c is off on Dakarta trying to help form a Jaffa government, Daniel Jackson is finally going to Atlantis to decode all of the Ancient goodness that’s there, and Samantha Carter is at Area 51, busting up some scientist heads. Mitchell arrives, expecting to lead the old SG-1, and is told to pick his new crew.

Blues Brothers references about putting the band back together have never been so funny to me.

This season is -good-. It takes a while for it to get its rhythm after the abrupt change in casting ( /bin/import –partial_cast –main_characters Farscape.castlist ) and that’s the reason it got four stars, instead of five. I definitely recommend it.

Battlestar Galactica: Season 1 / Roger & Me

So, pretty much all of my friends have been tossing around BSG lingo like it was, you know, English, for quite some time. So, of course, I get around to watching Season 1 just as Season 4 is coming out on TV. I’m on top of trends like politicians on truth. Which is to say, not at all. Anyway, the first season was frakking awesome. I could probably rant for a few hours about how much I hated the 70’s version, and now I’m thanking the writery gods for the inspiration that brought this dramatic sci-fi awesomeness into the world. I will be taking up an offer of seasons 2, 2.5, and RAZOR on loan, just so that I don’t have to wait for Netflix. After all of the damage and carnage, though, I have to wonder how they’ve got more than, like, three Vipers any more. Also, the first season’s cliffhanger = OMGWTFBBQ NO YOU DID NOT!! And details like a museum with the 70’s Cylons in them, the newer versions being obvious upgrades, and then the red pulse up and down the spine of the humanoid Cylons? The details added so much depth to the series… just, wow. Please, for the love of the Lords of Kobol, do not comment with spoilers.

5 out of 5 stars.

I’ve been intrigued by Michael Moore’s documentaries for a long time. I mean, with all of the publicity that he gets, how could I not? Especially with the MSU hats he wears around. Anyway, I decided to start with his first (that I know of).

I was born in Flint, MI. My Dad worked the AC Spark Plug line there. I grew up, until I was 8 or 9, in Clio, outside of Flint. I’ve also got a soft spot for Detroit. Hell, like Michael Moore, I moved out to San Francisco, figured out it wasn’t for me very quickly, and then moved back. This movie just… I identified with it throughout the entire thing. I am sad for Michigan, for Flint, for Detroit, and for Lansing. I also have a fierce pride and hope for my home state. I see all of the potential in the ruined factories, the abandoned houses, the foreclosure signs. I know what we could be, if we really, really wanted it. But how many people want it that badly?

Four out of five stars.

The Tick: The Entire Series

I was frustrated, angry, a little bit depressed, and determined to stay that way. Fortunately for me, handed me two DVDs from his then-stuffed PT Cruiser. I said “I don’t like borrowing DVDs.” He said, “Watch it.” I said, “It won’t be as good as the cartoon.” He said, “Homo.”

Okay, the conversation may not have gone exactly that way. But it was close. So, after I finished Heroes, I popped this one in. I chuckled. I chortled. There were even a few points that brought out a guffaw. Batmanuel and Captain “Tightpants” America provided nearly enough amusement that villains like Chairface Chippendale weren’t really needed. Also, Arthur’s attempts at dating were -almost- awkward enough for me to fast forward. Almost.

I gave it four out of five stars. The irony of the Immortal dying… in bed with another superhero… just brings a tear to my eye.

Hot Fuzz

Leaps and bounds and jumps and more leaps ahead of Shaun of the Dead. The main character reminded me of Horatio from CSI: Miami, but without the over-the-top I’ll-catch-the-bad-guy lines. Oh, wait, no. Definitely with the over-the-top lines. Much, many, scads, lots of those lines.

Also, gore. Gratuitous, squishy, bloody gore. Yay for gore! The bit of the church coming down on the reporter was the best.

I really liked this one, even through a massive sinus headache and slight nausea (could have been temporary con crud, could have been sleep dep, who knows). I gave it four stars.

Heroes, Season 1

Oh. Wow.

Let me say that again. Oh, WOW.

You know, if comic book superheroes were this human, in all the good ways and the bad, I’d be way more of a comic book fan than I already am.

This is the kind of series that you can’t really talk about without giving away spoilers. This is why I’m debating streaming the second season (first five episodes are available from NBC’s site for free, and Netflix offers the whole season) as opposed to waiting for it to come out on DVD. Then I can talk to people about it. :)

Did you know there’s a novel? There is! It’s called Heroes: Saving Charlie. I just picked my copy up from Everybody Reads. Oh, and did you know there’s also a graphic novel comprised of the online comic book content, covering stories and bits of the world that didn’t show up in the seires? There is!

The story in this show is great. The writing is top notch. The jerks are masters at cliffhangers, for which I shake my fist. That being said, I gave it 5 stars, and I can’t wait for the second season.

Shaun of the Dead

I had a really hard time deciding between three stars (Liked It) and four stars (Really Liked It) on this one.

There were some seriously funny moments and lines, and there were some seriously emotional moments. Since it had been billed as a comedy, and a laugh riot, I was pretty surprised at the actual heart-string moments. Either that or they were some sort of humor that flew right over my head. Because that never happens. My favorite moment had to be when the main character was studiously ignoring the zombie apocalypse all around him (don’t use that word!), and slipped in the puddle of *something*.

The movie, the company, and the popcorn gets four stars. The movie by itself gets three.

Ghost in the Shell: Solid State Society

And then this one goes and totally redeems the franchise. Solid State Society is a follow-up movie to the Stand Alone Complex series, and takes place after the 2nd Gig. It looks like it’s a buildup, in the time line, for the first movie.

It was packed with action, intrigue, hacking, multiple cyber-bodies being controlled by one cyberbrain (Puppeteer FTW, especially as a precursor for the Puppetmaster), kidnapping and cyberization of wee children (tug those heartstrings!), and the Major kicking all kinds of arse. It was kind of strange to see Togusa in a leadership position, and my heart went out to his wife, but they did it well. I really can’t reveal any more about what I liked without giving away spoilers, so I won’t.

I enjoyed this movie so much, I gave it five stars. If you’re a fan of Ghost in the Shell, you’ll dig this.

Ghost in the Shell: SAC, 2nd Gig

Let me start off by saying that I am a huge fan of the original Ghost in the Shell movie. I’ve watched it countless times, and probably contributed an undue amount to the wear and tear of ‘s VHS copy of it while I was living in the TWP and working for Comcast. This drove me to rent Ghost in the Shell: Stand Alone Complex from Video to Go. This was, maybe, a month or two before I went to San Francisco. I soaked up that mind-bending wonderfulness as I listened to the Japanese cadence (not to mention the different levels of keigo used by the different characters). I wondered how the Tachikomas didn’t end up making it silly, despite their child-like voices and enthusiasm.

I loved 90% of the second series. After wrapping my mind around the idea of a Stand Alone Complex last season, and the subtle differences between direct manipulation and purposeful creation of copycat events through subtle changes in cultural cues and political shifts, I thought I was on pretty good footing. The second series, which held my attention with the usual crazy-awesome action scenes, political backstabbery, and angry Batou, broke my mind at the end. I was left, jaw open, stamerring out “what?” like the first time I saw Serial Experiments: Lain. I’m still fairly certain that I haven’t missed anything, but I have to admit to be disappointed in the seeming simplicity and directness of the reveal and closure.

I have to admit that I’m still trying to figure out who the guy is that was offering Gouda asylum. I know I’d seen him before, and I think he had shown up in regard to the treaty with the American Empire, but I’m not sure.

All in all, I gave it four out of five stars, because I loved everything except the ending. They were well-earned.