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Me: Ahhh, yes.
Me: The Flint Pants Fiasco
Me: The plumbers will finally get theirs.
Trase: *gags on popcorn whilst laughing*

Me: Steakhouse burger = pure ridiculousness
Ani: lol
Ani: true
Me: I was running late for work and hadn’t eaten yet. They might as well call it “we don’t have a bun big enough for this” burger
Me: *burp*
Ani: LOL
Me: With a side of “we will assemble it so that it falls apart whilst you eat”
Ani: so true
Me: I really just wanted to use the word whilst in a sentence.
Ani: understandablle

One of the rubrics for determining if a society is civilized is its art. From , , and :

The Big Ask or: Edinburgh is Expensive.

As many of you may know, I’m taking a little show that I wrote to the Edinburgh Festival Fringe this August. We had great reviews in our first run at the Cincy Fringe, and now we’re on our way to performing in the largest arts festival in the world: We will perform in Edinburgh from August 2-25, taking only the 13th off in an attempt to preserve our sanity.

We will be one of nearly 3,000 shows competing for audiences and attention. It’s an incredible opportunity both for myself and the company; for two of our actors, this will be their first time out of the country. Period. They haven’t even been to Canada.

But it’s also incredibly expensive. Our actors are all providing their own transportation to the festival, but as a company, we (this is the editorial we, buy the way) are paying for our venue rental, housing, and all advertising costs. This would be pricey in the best of times, but with the weakness of the dollar, well…

These costs come to about $15,000.

We’re expecting to make maybe $3,000 in ticket sales.

But! The Know Theatre of Cincinnati, where I am resident designer for most of the year, has generously agreed to act as co-producer, offering us the umbrella of their 501(c)3 status to allow us to accept tax deductible donations.

We’ve already received an amazing $5,000 contribution from some wonderful supporters in Cincinnati. Now if we could just get 200 people to donate 25 bucks each, we would be pretty much set.

So now, I pose this question to you: Do you pay taxes? Would you like to pay less in taxes? If so, please consider heading over to the convenient web donation page for the Know to throw a couple of bucks in the hat via credit card or bank transfer. If you do, be sure to write “Hunger Warrior Theatre – Anna the Slut” in the comment box so that the Know can tell it’s meant for us.

Not only will you be helping a group of wide eyed young actors realize a late summer’s dream, you’ll be giving my career a big boost.

And you will also be ensuring that I don’t have to eat Ramen for the rest of the year.

I understand the uncertainty and tightness of these economic times, so I certainly don’t want to imply any sort of obligation. Any and all help, whether one dollar, twenty dollars, or simply emotional and moral support, is appreciated.

Thanks. We now return to our irregularly scheduled LJ.