PenguiCon

Alternate titles: Holy Crap I Needed That Con, OMGEEEE That Was Fun, I Haven’t Enjoyed a Con As Much As I Enjoyed Penguicon 5.0

I was on six writing panels, and holy cats did I enjoy every single one of them. After the High Octane coffee (made with Water Joe), I stopped minding about being up at retarded o’clock in the morning.

That’s right. I enjoyed myself immensely BEFORE NOON.

The Author Social (AKA Reading/Signing/Chatting/whatevah) was a total flop. It was scheduled at the same time as the coolest panels that were going on, so I didn’t mind when no one showed (neither did the other writers, apparently). We sold all four books that we brought, which means a 400% increase from WindyCon sales. Okay, okay. I really should keep the nitty gritty stuff to the Google Group, and I will.

Suffice it to say that I can’t wait for my next con, especially if I get to be on panels. I’m on cloud nine, and I wrote a ton of words last night. Weekly Word Count will be coming out later today.

[White Wolf] Ishmael – There’s a new Sherrif in town.

Ishmael stood on the sidewalk and stared at the traffic light. Green, yellow, red. Green, yellow, red. The proper pattern. But something was wrong.

Cars streamed by, sparse at this hour and in this weather. Light from a few of the loft apartments in the old Motor Wheel factory streamed out onto the road behind him and across the street. A few flickering lights from Oak Park reached Ishmael, while he stood stock still and stared at the traffic lights.

Green, yellow, red. Green yellow, red. Green, yellow, red, blinking yellow. Midnight. Traffic was now officially thin enough to no longer require the more complex pattern of lights and behavior. At this hour of night, all that was needed was a simple pattern of caution and stop before you go. Still he stared at the scene above and ahead of him.

Ishmael tilted his head to the side, shifting his perspective ever so slightly. Cogs and gears ground, shifted, and churned in a slightly different layout. The light from a street light near the corner silhouetted a set of small cameras, each facing as if to measure traffic and detect whether the light needed to change. Those hadn’t been there yesterday. “This is bad.” The fingers of his right hand sought out and rubbed the cross pin on his shirt collar. Its strange warmth was always comforting to him.

Ishmael began his walk to one of his safe houses. After the attack on the club, the house owned by the pointy-eared war goddess wasn’t even close to safe. No, old patterns would serve him best in this situation. Moments ago, he had checked on the Beowulf cluster in the basement of the one-time-factory, one-time-warehouse, now loft building, and verified that it was in working order. Two NIC replacements and a rotation of IP addresses later, he had left by a completely different route than he had used to enter. He had come out the front door, after smiling warmly to an entering resident, and had come upon the changed street corner.

The last two weeks had seen a pattern that was unlikely to be disturbing to anyone but him. Warehouse after warehouse had reported missing electronic equipment. Radio Shack, Best Buy, Circuit City, CompUSA, and even Vertex had reported missing inventory. None had filed a single insurance claim. None could find any record of the stock ever having been in the places that were reporting the missing items. No serial number tracking, no delivery slips, no electronic or paper trail at all. Ishmael stuffed his right hand back into his pocket and frowned.

These “technocracy” people seemed as subtle as a bar full of rampaging Brujah. However, with how pervasive they seemed to be, it was likely that he had faced those members that were much like the brutal Clan. The rest might be like the Ventrue or the Tremere, and that was bad for everyone. Especially that wizard. Order of Hermes. Anyone who knew the Tremere had to be bad for continued existence.

This wasn’t their style. Neither the Illuminati of the wizards nor those Kindred that had been in Lansing in the past were subtle enough for something like this. None had encroached upon territory that had always been his. Ishmael used the key to open the deadbolt, entered the mediocre apartment, and closed the door behind him. He locked the door, and checked every window and set of blinds, moving in a clockwise circuit. Nothing had been disturbed.

Ishmael entered the master bedroom, which contained a milk crate serving for a stand for a used iMac. The plastic had “$45” written on it in permanent marker, followed by “No Hard Drive”. He plugged the power cord into the wall. He plugged an ethernet cable into the computer and into a new-looking jack in the wall.

The newest gimmick to lease crappy apartments – free high speed internet access.

He grinned and pressed the power button. After a “bong” and a few moments, a large question mark blinked on the screen. He nodded to the machine, as if he understood it, and went into the kitchen. He pulled out the silverware drawer (built-in slots for forks, spoons, and knives – how helfpul) and reached in. He pulled out a CD that had been taped to the underside of the counter, and headed back into the bedroom. He slid the CD into the slot-loading drive, and smiled again as a penguin appeared on the screen.

It took him hours to gather the information and sort it manually. With this kind of situation, he couldn’t trust his aggregation and sorting algorithms. This kind of subtlety was inherently designed to fool systems of that nature. No, this required a tilting of the head and hours of satisfying work. And, oh, did it pay off.

Cameras. Lenses. Coax cable, antenna wire, ethernet cable. Low light cameras, zooming cameras, DV cameras. Circuit boards, computer motherboards, resisters, capacitors, webcams, TV in and out cards… the “missing” equipment was nearly enough to set up a low-grade visual network that could spy effectively on an entire city the size of Lansing. Worse yet, most of the model numbers were unique, or at least inconsistent. Nearly impossible to trace, and each node in the network, each camera, each data-processing hub, everything… it would all be custom. Impossible to trace. On top of all of this, legislation had been shoved through City Council to install a network of camera-responsive lights, like they had in Detroit and its suburbs, at the major intersections of the city. The paperwork was all in perfect order, and had come upon absolutely zero resistance from anyone.

Brilliant.

But the patterns, oh God in heaven, the patterns. Ishmael set the keyboard on the floor. The growth patterns from each central hub were altered by geography, but once that factor was removed, each pattern was a synthetic version of a biological growth curve. An artificial attempt at organic growth. It was breathtaking. It was beautiful. It was the most dangerous thing that Ishmael had ever seen.

Someone in the city was as good as he was; had skills that rivaled his own. It was possible, even likely, that his recent activity had drawn this challenger. No! Conflict only ended one life, and let the other live. Conflict solved nothing! A quiet stirring of rage from deep within Ishmael made him stop and think. Old patterns would serve him best.

Lay low. Do not allow contact. Do not contact anyone. Let the danger pass. After all, as long as no one thought he was a danger, no one would spend the effort to end his life. And without that, he would live forever.

Lay low. Let the danger pass.

Lansing Locals! Books Signing Today and Saturday

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If you’re interested in Fantasy books, or just books in generally, you should stop by Way Station Books in downtown Lansing today between 11am and 2pm, or Saturday, between 1pm and 6pm. I’ll be there with copies of my book, and I’ll be surrounded by copies of other peoples’ books. If you’re stumped about what to get that special (or not so special) someone, stop by and check out Randy’s selection.

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Way Station Books & Stuff
223 South Washington Square
Lansing, 48933

Giddy.

“There is no pleasure in having nothing to do; the fun is in having lots to do and not doing it.” – Mary Wilson Little

stumbled upon something amazing in Barnes and Noble in East Lansing today. Two copies of The Remembrance!

I’m going to go in there tomorrow and do a drive-by signing. I’m incredibly excited about it. :)

Also, if you can make it into the Lansing area, and want a copy of The Remembrance (signed and personalized!) for either yourself or someone else who enjoys Sci-fi/Fantasy, I have two signings coming up next week.

On Thursday December 7th, from 11AM to 3PM, and on Saturday December 9th, from 1PM to 6PM. Both signings will be at Way Station Books in downtown Lansing, MI located at 223 South Washington Square. Google Maps entry is here.

Blocked.

Maybe I should have a streetlight change color, and then a herd of elephants dressed in clown makeup and outfits stampede through Ann Arbor like it’s nothing.

I feel like pulling a and having the characters start bitching about the writer’s block.

Or maybe the elephants in clown getup.

Whichever.

Challenges

Yesterday, I crossed the 10,000 word mark with The Glass Crown. The goal is 50,000 in 30 days, so it’s not the best sign in the world to be 1/5th done with 1/2 the time left. Heh. I’ve remembered, though, how much I used to love challenges. It used to be about winning, about accomplishing, about beating the impossible (or nearly so) goal.

Now, it’s about doing better, being a better person, real challenges.

I wrote nearly 1,500 words today. I expect to do at least that well tomorrow, and to rock out over the weekend. We’re going up to Gaylord on Saturday to visit and , and the two and a half hour drive each way will provide quite a bit of time for me to learn to get my flow down on the laptop, instead of in the notebook. On Sunday, works, and I plan to be writing for the eight hours that she’s at work, at the least. The write-in at Gone Wired won’t hurt, either.

I blocked hard the last time that I had a ton of time to write. That, I think, was half about actually having the time, and half about the unformed ideas in my head. I’m better prepared to make use of the time, now. We’ll see how it turns out.

Wouldn’t it be amazing if the sequel to my 5-year novel was half done in 30 days?

WindyCon in the Wyndam O’Hare Hotel

All in all, what I think of as Chicago had very little to do with this trip. Sure, we took the Skyway in, paid a bunch of tolls through Indiana and Illinois, and I gaped at the buildings and the audacity at which drivers cut each other off. I may have even irritated and with my constant pointing and saying “Train!” every time the CTA light rail went past. All of these things are definitely of Chicago. They make up the personality of the city that outsiders see, and draw them in. They’re part of the American idea of Chicago.

And now, on the way out, there’s the same feeling, albeit in reverse.

During the con, though, it wasn’t like we were in Chicago. It was like that airport feeling, or that McDonald’s feeling, where every con in every hotel is kind of in the same space and time. The people were different, a bit. For some reason, our ribbons weren’t very popular. Neither were the ones that had to publicize his book. Many of the panelists and GoH and such had vertical ribbons, instead of horizontal ones. There was a rumor that the con staff had dropped the ball on the ribbons, and so only those of us that had ordered our ribbons independently had them. My guess is that they’ll be much more of a hit at ConFusion in January.

We only sold one book while there, but that wasn’t too much of a surprise. We found out late in the game that the booksellers in the dealer rooms at cons will take novels on consignment for the weekend. Anything that doesn’t sell, you pick up on Sunday, when everything’s being taken down. Now that we’re armed with that knowledge, we plan on taking advantage of it, once again, at ConFusion in January.

The real professional accomplishment, in my mind, was the teaser CDs. First five chapters, in .pdf format, on CD. Some were in DVD cases with nifty covers (now in color!) that mimicked the book’s cover. Others were in simple white sleeves that showed the CD label (also with the gem on it). had put some down on the flyer table on Saturday morning, and I was bored enough to check the table in the late afternoon. They were all gone, so I put some more down, and went to the ConSuite to set some in the flyer area there. I hang out in the ConSuite for an hour or so, and head back to check the flyer table.

They were gone.

So, I sat the last one that I had down there, and headed back to the hotel to grab more for and more for me to carry around and hand out. Got back to the ConSuite, and the two that I had set there were gone. Gave Benny hers, set some more down in the Suite, and headed out to the main flyer table. Gone. This pattern continued for the rest of the night, until we were out of the ones in the DVD cases. So, upon ‘s suggestion, I went around to all of the flyer posting areas in the hotel, and taped up the teasers in a “please take me” fashion.

This morning, there were only four left. By the time we left the hotel, I’m certain that they were all taken. Every single one. This was such an overwhelming response, compared to Penguicon 4.0. Of course, I actually attended panels at this con, and chatted with other writers, and wasn’t afraid of talking to people about the novel, or about anything. It was a sci-fi/fantasy con. I mean, that’s why we were all there.

We got to do a little shopping, which was nice. I picked up a bag of obsidian Elder Futhark runes that came with a wee booklet and a bag for the stones. didn’t find anything, in the end, that she liked enough to buy in the dealer room, but we both agreed on a print from an amazing digital artist and bought a bunch of cool glowy stuff from a guy wheeling around a sweet toolbox full of chemical, LED, and laser goodness. I have a couple of color-shifting glowsticks (change color every half hour to 45 mins), and picked up a couple of LED candles for nightlights, as well as a LED blinky thing that has to be dangerous for epileptics. He also threw in a sound-sensitive LED pendant. Bass tones activate the red, treble the blue.

Friday night, we walked to the nearby strip mall, in the beginnings of rain, to eat at Panda Express, and then to check out Target to see if they had a backpack for . When we came out, it was pouring, and the wind was whipping across the parking lot from the nearby airport. Cold and wet. After that, we didn’t mind getting gouged at the hotel restaurant so much. The waiter that we kept getting at the restaurant was amazing at his job. We made sure to tip him pretty well each time.

I think that I’ve gotten about a hundred words written for NanoWriMo since Thursday. I’m only kicking myself a little bit, because of all of the promotion that we did for The Remembrance. Also, I’m experiencing a strange phenomenon as I’m finally getting into the meat of The Glass Crown. Even though all of our marketing is pushing for the first book, I find myself wanting to tell people about the second. “Well, yeah, I published that one in May, but there’s this even COOLER one I’m working on now…” I think I may have to re-read the first one, which amuses me greatly. I wrote it, for Bob’s sake. Also, there’s some new info about the new one that I’ll be sharing over on the Google Group, as well as some updates on my other projects. So, if you’re interested, give it a peep or sign up.

It was really good to see again. I think that’s what, the second time that we’ve hung out IRL? I met his excellent and cat-eared lady friend, and they seem very comfortable together, which makes me very happy. I met a guy named Don, native to one of the more Latin suburbs of Chicago, with similar interests in Japan, as well as a wearer of kilts. Depending on how soon he gets a job in 日本, I may see him again at a future convention. Also, he introduced me to Chicago-style hot dogs. You can get them boiled or char-grilled. On top, they put mustard, onion, relish, cucumber, tomato, hot pepper (and I mean HOT), tomato, and celery salt. We stopped at a hot dog joint on the way out of town, and I spared myself the punishment of the hot peppers, and I must say that I was quite impressed. They had coneys too, but they called them “chili dogs”. If only they knew the true power of the coney side of the force. Er…

As we haven’t gotten out there to actually experience the city yet, we will be returning soon. Museums (that Tut guy is still there), aquariums, pizza, the CTA train (the L), clubs, pizza… did I mention pizza? Anyway, we still have a lot to experience in that city, so we’ll be out there again soon.