TAURUS (April 20-May 20): The UK is populated by hordes of “overweight, alco-pop-swilling, sex-and-celebrity-obsessed television addicts,” according to the travel book *Rough Guide to England.* I recommend, therefore, that you avoid traveling to that part of the world if you’re a sensitive person who’s susceptible to taking on the attitudes of the people around you. The astrological omens suggest that you should take stringent measures to exorcise any impulses you might have to indulge in excessive consumption of bad food, numbing intoxicants, superficial sex, dumbed-down entertainment, and mindless gossip about famous lightweights. For that matter, you should be ruthless in sealing yourself off from influences that tend to bring out the worst and the mediocre parts of you.
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Steven Comic Site – Updated!
The fiction over at the Steven website has been updated. This one goes stumbling through Steven’s mishmash of a memory. The new sketches are on their way, and will begin to be rotated through the background as soon as I’ve got them scanned in.
http://www.darketernity.net/
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TAURUS (April 20-May 20): Writing in the *San Francisco Chronicle,* columnist Jon Carroll told the story of educational activist Diane Mintz. When she began tutoring elementary school kids in the Bay Area’s poorest neighborhoods, she was shocked to realize how thoroughly poverty had shrunken their horizons. Many had never glimpsed the Golden Gate Bridge, a wonder of the world that’s a few miles from their homes. Some didn’t even know this marvel existed. “Their mental map of their larger community was pinched and drab,” wrote Carroll. On occasion, those of us who aren’t so destitute suffer from a similar diminishment. For example, I suspect that many of you Tauruses are in danger of letting your vistas dwindle right now. As a pre-emptive antidote, I suggest you make pilgrimages to beautiful people and intriguing sights and exhilarating places that blow your mind in the best ways.
Steven Comic Site – Updated!
The fiction over at the Steven website has been updated. This bit is all about Rose. Soon, I will have a small cache of sketches to rotate through as the main image on the website. Soon, my loyal readers, soon.
http://www.darketernity.net/
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“Survival is not the goal, it never was. It’s an impossible goal because in the end no one ever truly survives. No one ever has, no one ever will. So pick a new goal.” – David Gerrold